Besides the minor incident of me having to go to court to convince the Orange County Court System to drop one of my three speeding tickets within a year span, there aren’t too many reasons for me to willingly hang out in a closed room of future lawyers. Within the past few days I’ve noticed posters around campus advertising the pre-law clubs informational session with free Woodstock’s Pizza. The only thing greater than my loathing of argumentative people is my love for free things, so last night I dressed up in my most intelligent looking outfit and even wore non-prescription glasses and made the one block trek to campus in the rain with a goal of getting a free dinner. When we arrived we circumnavigated the room to check out how many people showed up and more importantly how much free pizza the pre-law peeps forked out for this event. As I peaked through a window I was astonished to find only one empty box of pizza. Granted we were 3 minutes late, but still! If you are going to advertise a free dinner….darn it...you better have enough free dinner even for the people who are willing to sit through an hour long informational meeting. So what did I learn from all of this? That tonight I better arrive early to the free ice cream pre-med informational meeting.
Written while listening to Homesick by Kings of Convenience
my first advent calendar!
3 years ago
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"Charlotte, why are you sleeping in my bed?" Charlotte said, "there's a bat in my room." I said "Charlotte, there isn't a bat in your room." She said, "There was last night." I said, "Well it's 11am." Charlotte said, "Will the RA chased it out last night." I replied, "Well I still don't understand why you are sleeping in my bed." A sleepy pause: "Because I closed the window to my room last night so that no more bats could get in and when I woke up this morning my room was too hot so I am sleeping here."
Charlotte's dad was a spy.
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