The Shelley’s 2nd Favorite National Holiday is unquestionably “
Talk Like A Pirate Day.” Every September 19th (starting last year) we get on me wooden legs and me eye patches and yell out pirate profanity at all who will listen. Luckily, talking like a pirate isn’t limited to only one day a year. Since Randall’s baseball team is the Long Beach Arrrrrmada, we have taken advantage of this opportunity and bought out the whole pirate section at the party store and with hooks in hand and eye patches on head, we have become the Arrrrmada’s most energetic, perhaps only cheering section.
